You know, I sit (sleep) through MANY kid movies. "Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore" is undoubtedly one of the WORST. With the WORST voice acting. I think it was LITERALLY phoned in from home, or possibly even a car, as the (second-string) actors read the text off of a mobile device. You might think, as I did, that Nick Nolte as the voice of a giant Anatolian Shepherd (I just saw one at the dog park) might be somewhat amusing. It's not.
But why do you even care, you say, why get so worked up? I honestly don't why I'm so worked up about the shittyness of the movie, since I really did sleep through a good one-third of it. This one pissed me off. "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" was delightful and life-enriching compared to "C and D". I'm sorry. I don't usually spew like this.
And enough with the 3-D already. But I know it's not going away.
It was funny for a dog to say "Let's cut to the chase." I'll admit that.
We arrived too early for Toy Story 3 and wound up having to sit through the pre-preview commercial and bullshit blitz. This featured an longer preview and an in-depth interview of the director (Alan Smithee?) for Cats and Dogs. He started talking at length about the deep meaning behind this movie. Really? Just looks like an excuse to drop some litter box jokes. And what kid doesn't relate to an Angora trussed up like Hannibal Lechter anyway?
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